Archive for September, 2008

Balloon Man

Posted in whatevah on September 28, 2008 by Nada

Mylar Balloons

Posted in whatevah on September 27, 2008 by Nada

What is it about mylar balloons? They are so fantastic with their metallic coloring, floating like a dream on a ribbon. They bounce around the gift shop at the hospital. I stare at them when I go in there unable to help myself. I’m a crow, attracted by the shiny. I bought 3 of the mylars today. The gift shop was having a special – 3 for $10. I said the balloons were for my neighbor’s kids. I did give them to the kids and the kids loved them. But what I didn’t say is I wanted to bring that little bit of magic home with me, drag it on the bus for everyone to see. I knew where the neighbor kids with stick them too – in the front room of their house where I could see them every time I walked by, bobbing with the breeze of the open window.

Zapped Squirrel

Posted in animal on September 26, 2008 by Nada

Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder?

Posted in animal on September 26, 2008 by Nada

The Lanyard

Posted in poetry on September 25, 2008 by Nada

Serious Health Problems

Posted in health on September 25, 2008 by Nada

Yes, I did delete the other blog, and when I did someone went around to a couple of the bloggers listed on my blog roll and left comments on some of their entries. It went basically like, “Where is CD? I am concerned because I know she has serious health problems. I have been a reader since she started.” You wanna piss me off? THAT pisses me off. Don’t rape my blog roll. Hence, no blog roll on this blog. Next, wtf about the “serious health problems.” It’s like the people who thought I had brain cancer. NO, I DID NOT. I had breast cancer and a brain tumor. The tumor was benign, not malignant. I did NOT have brain cancer. You think I’ve had some serious health problems. Huh? Do you? Really? Well, I’m dead now. So, how serious was that. Pretty fucking serious. 

Part 2 of this blog entry is about my 2 day migraine. You have to wonder about that person who said I had serious health problems. Maybe she was right? Except she’s not because..well…she’s just not because a serious health problem is pancreatic cancer or an aortic dissection.

Back to the migraine. It’s a 2 dayer. I took a bunch of drugs yesterday. Imitrex and Aleve. I got up a 11am this morning and my legs were sticks from Tinker Toy sets. Stiff. Tottery. I drank 2 bottles of Diet Coke but no dice. Tonight my right eye might explode, but I’m going to try one more set of these drugs and throw in some phenergan. I hope I wake up before tomorrow night. I know I have an impacted wisdom tooth. It is contributory to my “serious health problems” and why don’t I take care of it? 
1) I took care of it once and it grew back. Seriously. As in seriously health problems.
2) I found out lidocaine, that the dentist uses, causes seizures so I am only having dental work if something is rotting and falling out of my head. I smell only a little funk so far and I think it is my feet.

Dead Bus

Posted in bus on September 24, 2008 by Nada