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Chupacabra

Posted in chupacabra on September 24, 2008 by Nada

The thing came back last night. This time it dug a hole in the driveway. The driveway is concrete. I’d take a picture but the camera and I are taking it to the World Wrestling Federation as I type. I was keeping the dog door closed to keep the varmint from coming in the house and eating the dog food. Now, I’m keeping the dog door down for my safety. IT DUG THROUGH CONCRETE. There’s some sort of brother or father or friar over at the hospital. All I know is he has holy water. Next time I see him, I’m asking him over for dinner. I’ll be subtle and say, “Oh by the way, bring your holy water. I got a little problem with a chupacabra.”

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